Liberally Incorrect Politics

Is Wolcott a South Park Conservative in disguise? Or is it Rush? no matter what my friends told - and continue to tell - me I always thought South Park was secretly part of the vast right-wing conspiracy. All that Jesus talk, you know. I'm so confused. Someone remind me which side is the all-uptight side so I can get to mocking it for its sad, repressive, petit bourgeois morality. In the mean time I can only hope, in this particular case, Rush is right. A network devoted to that particular fine art would only be a good thing. Too bad I don't have cable.