Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Positive Thinking

It's been said that we all have to meet certain basic needs before we can concentrate on anything else.

We have to be well-rested and full(as in not hungry and having a place to sleep) before we can devote our energy to gun control and nuclear proliferation.

We have to feel safe and comfortable before we tackle any "deeper" thought.

Well...

My big, fat, white ass is 'EFFIN comfortable because I got all kinds of "deeper" shit on my mind!

Anybody else notice that "faith" is everywhere?
-the grocery store
-the tv news
-NPR

It's on the tip of everyone's tongue...FAITH.

MORAL VALUES
51%
Presidential Mandates....ha ha ha ha!

Shiavo and stem cells...
Abortion! For Christ's sake!

We're all so 'effing fat we don't know what to do with ourselves.

Soon we'll all be dead.

Skinny and tired...
or dead.

And then, the only thing god's going to ask is, "Were your eyes open?"!

And we're all gonna say NO!
Christians! eyes closed
Jews! eyes closed
white, black, yellow
Muslims! eyes closed
Intellectuals! eyes closed
'effin hillbilly's...

We're all so full of shit! None of us gives a good god damn about anyone else.

We are not the meek. We will not inherit the earth.