Always Be Closing!

Human beings can't do shit! I mean, we have some brilliant accomplishments under our belt: The Iliad, moon landings, Beethoven's Ninth, brain surgery, porn.

But we can't arrange the peace to truly enjoy those things. I mean, there's the whole nuclear, destroy the whole planet thing, for one. But beyond that, most everyone lives in fear. If we had peace, we wouldn't have fear. And peace is easy: all you have to do is convince everyone in the world to choose non-violence.

Okay, so it would be a hard sell. But if we had the right salesman...somebody must be able to do it. But who....

How about Gil from The Simpsons?