You May Not Be Alone Much Longer
Turns out when chimps were first classified in Seventeen-Seventy-Five, they were homos, but by eighteen-sixteen, word got out and people who had seen our cousins the chimps hucking poo and consorting with carney folk insisted on a family split. Hence forth, chimps and their lot would be known as genus pan even though they displayed rudimentary flute playing ability at best.
So congratulations Homos! Now there's another homo to hang with!
Now try to prove I'm a sea monkey’s uncle.