So It's Shaping Up More Like Chanufitz

It's going to be a little longer before we discover what other "presents" Fitzgerald has in his bag, although I'd prefer 8 days over 2 years. What's important to remember in all of this is this: If at age 12 you were given some silly nickname only a blue-blood would get (no one who went to public school would have survived being named after a Muppet) and you continue to let yourself be referred to with it after the age of 18, you deserve whatever you get.

Update: Hah! via Gordon at the Brain we discover that Al Franken is stealing our jokes! Note how he cleverly inverts it to "Fitznukkah", a portmanteau we rejected because it's harder to say.