Let's All Have A Doctrine!

So I was reading over my previous post, and the idea of Bush having doctrines just sticks in my craw (which, in a way, has been liberating. I'd always had suspicions as to what my craw was, now I know). If that prancing monkey man gets a doctrine, why don't I? For that matter, why don't you?

Well, we here at Are You Effin Kiddin' Me think it's high time you did!

Now's your chance, post your doctrine here and win a prize! Winner gets to bathe my dog (that is not an innuendo, I mean really, he needs a bath).

SO go for it folks and folk-ettes! Give us your best doctrine and you could be slathering this malamute in suds.

S.O.L.