I'm Confused

He's supposed to be a conservative? ARE YOU EFFIN' KIDDING ME? Could someone please explain which empty piece of rhetoric this falls under? Is it "compassionate", is it part of the "Culture of Life", or is it part of the "Global War On Terror"? It certainly can't be "It's Your Money", because he's busy wasting my money on this modern day high-tech snake-oil sales show. "Get you personal accounts here! Cures what ails yah!"