Sometimes It's Just Too Damn Easy

Fixer over at Alternate Brain has the following short post which incredulously quotes Shrubya speaking what sounded to our ears as word of ultimate truth:

This nation should never settle for mediocrity.

Now you might think we'd ask our usual question, but we won't. Shrubya is clearly laying out a philosophy: If you can't be excellent, don't be mediocre, be a spectacular gruesome failure.