Influencing the Election
Luckily, he goes on to say that Americans won't let that happen. Damn straight. After all, ShrubCo needed 9/11 to justify the Iraq war. ShrubCo needed 9/11 to justfiy any of their policies, in fact. Al Queda was the best thing that ever happened to ShrubCo because it influences elections in their favor. Anyone remember 2002? So I say, Damn straight Dennis.
We AREN'T going to let Al Queda influence our elections. We're going to effin' well vote out the guys that let 9/11 happen, the guys who got us into this mess in Iraq based on stupid effin' ideology rather than sound policy, the guys who piss on the memory of Americans who died, the guys who insult the honor of our Armed Forces, the guys who created a recruitment tool for Al Queda, the guys HATE THIS COUNTRY(don't forget it. They HATE THIS COUNTRY. ALL OF THEM). Say it with me: "Speaker Pelosi, Majority Leader Dashcle, President Kerry(and Govenor Duncan if you're in Maryland)".
And by the way, Dennis, there's a table for you at "Groin Crushers Diner", right next to effin' Newt Gingrich and Grover Norquist. Hope you like your fingers flat and crispy. Sorry fellas, that's just how I cook it.
Thankyou and God bless America. Now where the eff did I put my cigarettes...
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