Happy St. Patty's Day!
Yes that's right folks and that day is today. St. Patty's day, a day when green beer is a good thing and not a sign to clean the taps. It's a day when midgets can convince regular folk they've got magical powers simply by wearing green. It's a day when you can eat corned beef in honor of a Catholic Saint on a Friday during Lent. It's a day to puke with co-workers and drool down the cleavage of fat girls in bars every where. It's a day of holiness, a day that will be remembered longer in your liver than in your brain.
So drink up, Drunk-Os, and hoist a pint for me the only Irishmen under the Sea
And Now a Limerick
There once was a feller from Hampden
Who's liver smelled worse than a peat fen.
He awoke with a fright
For during the night
He'd buggered fourteen angry mermen.