If You Can't Get Your Kids to Brush...

Maybe you should try some creative plumbing. I guarantee when I was twelve I'd have had no problems brushing after every meal if the taps ran guiness. Actually, who am I kidding, when I was twelve the taps would have needed to run berry breeze wine coolers, but I'd have learned to love the beer.

You know, the city is redoing all the pipes around here, maybe we could work out a deal. If I do want water I can just run the taps through a britte filter.

I wonder what The Plumbers Code has to say about this one.

S.O.L.