Good Job, You Sissy Theocrat Fanatics(also Jerks)

Yes, I know, we're supposed to be good-natured and civil here at RUFNKM. This breech of protocol is brought to you by the state of Ohio. ARE YOU EFFIN' KIDDING ME? What the eff is the matter with these people? No burden is too harsh for a woman to bear so long as god's will, in the form of socking it to the queers, is carried through. I really wish the unintended consequences were slightly different. For instance, it would have been really cool if an interpretation of the law existed that prevented a man from being another man's roommate, thus destroying one of the essential features of the middle class bachelor lifestyle.