fucla police to the rescue
Update: Daily Bruin site isn't working now. You can view at Google Video however.
chain smoking, drunk and (more often than not)pissed off in md.baltimore.hampden.
"I notice that you hail from Baltimore, a city whose residents fall into one of two categories, in my observation: (1) persons of exceeding wit and ingenuity, and (2) complete idiots. Your commentary, quite honestly, lends itself equally well to either proposition." *