Thursday, May 12, 2005

Believe It Or Not

Somerby promises a critique of Margeret Carlson discussing the Dan Rosen trial on Hardball. He's clearly leaving comment on Tony Blankley's performance to people like, well, us. So:

BLANKLEY: As you understand, that‘s the way—that‘s the way this town works. A conservative Republican is going to get it from the media. And a Hillary is not. We know that.


ARE YOU EFFIN' KIDDING ME? You have got to be either insane, ignorant, or a liar to claim liberal media bias in favor of Hillary. Wether she deserves it or not the media loves to give it to Hillary. Remember Whitewater? Remember Vince Foster? Remember "Travelgate"? I do, because even though at the time I couldn't have cared less about the fate of the Clintons, whenever I listened to the liberal NPR between 1993 and 1998 I always effin' heard about that stuff, even after it was no longer relevent! I'm eagerly awaiting her presidential bid because then Fox can have a spin-off 24 Hour Hillary Is Evil Network. I'm really looking forward to the panel discussions interspersed with archived footage of Barbara Olsen's appearences on Larry King. They can just chain Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Christopher Hitchens, James B. Stewart, Dick Morris, Bill O'Reilly and Peggy Noonan to comfortable chairs, give them meth IV drips, and let'em rip. They'll never shut the eff up! It'll be great, like a Tommy-Lee drum solo.