If Every Bar In Town Is Closed Tomorrow...

I would probably show up and ask our mobius-strip contrarian about this (via No Quarter), specifically:

The purpose of a visit to Niger by the Iraqi ambassador to the Vatican, Wissam al-Zahawie, was to invite the president of Niger to visit Iraq.

I'm sure he'd find a way to say this proves exactly the opposite. Yes, yes, yes, "to invite the president of Niger to visit Iraq so Saddam could try to buy uranium!!!!" Or something.

Lucky for me there is 0% chance that all the bars in town will be closed, so I won't have to bother and neither will he.