Tuesday, June 27, 2006

What's The Matter With Rush's...?

Yeah yeah you already heard it. But hear me out. See, I got a different angle on the whole thang and you, my friend, will burst out laughing.

So a buddy of mine asked me, "Why the hell is congress wasting my money on the flag burning amendment?" When I answered, "For the same reason they wasted your money on the gay marriage ammendment," he looked a little puzzled. I thought for a second and said, "Think of the religious right as a small but very important organ in the Republican party. Now, if you think of Rush Limbaugh as the embodiment of the Republican party, and you think of the time between now and the November elections as a trip to the Dominican Republic, you get the idea." Ba.Dump.Bump.