Friday, April 07, 2006

Never Drink Alone....

That's what Me Sea Pappy used to say. Well, turns out I won't have to as houseplants like the hard stuff. Mr. Fern, I hope you like tequila, cause Big Daddy's got drinking to do!

Some quick benefits to drinking with house plants. House plants never cock block. House plants never tell your lady where you really were. House plants don't judge.

Drawbacks to drinking with house plants. House plants never drive. House plants never say, "This rounds on me!" House plants never take the bullet and talk to the ugly friend.

S.O.L.
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