Tribute to a Truly Hoopy Frood

Well, May Tenty-Fifth is Towel Day. In honor of Douglas Adams you're encouraged to carry your towel with you all day. Of course, with towels being so eminently useful, I can't imagine anyone needing further reason to carry their towel. Even here, deep beneath the ocean waves far beyond any hope of drying off, I carry my towel for beyond any practical applications, the drying, the lying upon at the beach, the playfull smacking of a friend or ally's behind, a towell gives a man hope.

S.O.L.