We Tried To Warn You

While the Malkins, Michael Savage and Daniel Pipes remain obsessed with people of a slightly brown skin tone, those self-appointed defenders of our borders fail to recognize the real threat to our safety. Yes, as every member of the RUFNKM staff knows by now, I'm talking about those effin' Canadians. I've been yelling from the rooftops about this since well before the South Park movie. Canada means us harm and the sooner we bomb them the better off we'll be.

On a serious note, let's be clear. The policies the race obsessed idiots would have us implement will have net zero effect against the events described above. "Excuse me sir, is that a blood caked chainsaw? Oh, wait, sorry. You're sufficiently Nordic. Go ahead to the fast line."