Why I Hate Undecided Voters

Listening to This American Life(yes, I know, my fancypants are showing!) and in the intro, they play a clip from Ira Glass's conversation with an undecided voter. Glass exhibits consternation at the voter who claims he might vote for Bush, even though the voter is a pro-choice,etc. The voter responds "Bush has more integrity!" ARE YOU EFFIN' KIDDING ME???? Anyone who votes for a politician based on notions like intergrity probably thinks that the vast majority of Maryland Crab still comes out of the Chesapeake Bay(I am also selling bridges - specifically the Brooklyn, but also the Chesapeake Bay Bridge - in case any undecideds who think "character" is important are reading this post).