A Message Of Hope To Our Bush Voting Friends

Hey guys! If Kerry wins the election, instead of whining and pissing and moaning, I have a better suggestion. Move to Iraq! In fact, why wait till after the election? Why not go now? After all, when we get done with it, it'll be your ideal state. Yes, from low corporate tax rates, easy gun (and how! it's not just guns anymore!) acquisition, zero seperation of church and state, with none of that meddlesome government intervention in labor relations, Iraq is a staunch conservative's dream country. That's because we built it on strong conservative principles and ideals. So take heart! Even if the good ol' USA can't be all you want it to be, just remember, there's a golden promise of paradise for you in the Middle East.

Phew. It feels great to finally have a reason to say "America: love it or leave it!"