Best.Observation.Ever.

From (of course) a city cabdriver: "You know, if you live in a nice neighborhood and don't read the newspaper or turn on the TV and see the reports of murder and drug dealing, and you go everywhere in a taxi, you'd think Baltimore was the greatest city on earth!"

The reason this is so great is that it's totally universal. Replace the local references and you can apply it to anything. Let's all try it and see...